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( ORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WATCH THIS ONE ITS SO FUCKED UP, AND FUCKS W MY MINDDD. when komaeda has this really gay sex song and then he has the really sad sad song so he goes back and forth on the scales of sins and forgiveness.

he'll break off another piece, he isn't sure if it's sweet, but they're going to go through all this bread together. open up!! )

That's possible? ( someone to give their heart... hmmm. ) Do you think bodies that's been burnt cut, burnt and then dropped into a pool could have something of a heart left?

( he has an affinity with death. )

I didn't check.

[ THE FLATLINE AND THEN HE WAKES UP I'M LOSING MY MIND IT'S TOO EARLY IN THE DAY FOR THIS aaaaaaaa ]

Gross.

[ Not the bread, but the imagery, as if they need more of a reason to be wary of the pool. ]

Even if it did, you can't have it. That's not the sort of heart I can fix.

( STOPP WHERE IS HIS COMA ERA IN YOGEN!! HE DESERVES IT!! just a little flatline for you... as a treat... sometimes you go through purgatory four times. )

Why can't I have that heart? Are you a doctor, too?

( he looks at the bread, only half eaten, and he thinks that npc-kun doesn't like it. so he puts it down, grabbing another one of the many he brought.

stop him before he opens it. )

Yeah.

[ Sure, they're a doctor now if that's what it takes for Komaeda to stop stealing body parts. I hope they threw that body back into the pool when they were done so the monster could have the rest of its meal. Half eaten meals are just too sad... npc-kun thinks so too as Komaeda puts that bread away. That was was good. The cream was light and fluffy.

...

It'll be like when you get a box of a dozen variety chocolates and instead of following the guide on the bottom of the box you bite each chocolate in half so you know exactly which is your favorite other half to eat at a different date. This is npc-kun's half.

They open their mouth for the next slice. ]

You could go into that profession, I think it would work out in someone's favor.

( that means free surgeries, and then rokkun would be able to run again, play like normal, be that pretentious, but wanted asshole that he's always wanted to be. it'd be nice having family in that field, but sadly, i'm pretty sure that family isn't allowed to work on family because of the emotional value, because when i had surgery, my mom couldn't help. )

Learn skin graphs, and oh... maybe tinker around with the brain, many people need help with that.

( with the new bag snapped open, this one... must be the jalapeno because of the spice that wafts up to his nose, burning at his nostrils, and he holds it out for npc-kun to smell. after they get a whiff, he proceeds to break off a piece, and sets it into their mouth. )

Do you like this one or the other one?

( which bread is the best bread? )

Hmm... let me try both again.

[ I'm imagining like when you're in the eyeglass store and the optometrist is exchanging lenses like "one? or two? one...? two..." and they both look exactly the same ]

But... I won't be able to be a good doctor. I'm not good with living things.

( he'll pick up the first one, the watermelon, which i can't even taste because i'm allergic, and so he hands it to npc-kun when their mouth parts, setting it on their tongue. )

What about dead things? You could work at a morgue, and give me a pretty good plot! Or the body we found at the pool.

( when they used to tell us do we see the farm house or something and it'd blow in our eyes, this is what you reminded me of. )

[ what farm house, hello, is this a universal experience—- I googled this and apparently it varies, I've always had to stare at a hot air balloon and wait for it to betray me ]

No way.

[ scrunches their nose ]

...Who did you find in the pool?

( ok we got the balloon too, i'm crying. that's why we're blind now, they out drugs in our eyes. )

Someone who had no legs, it's a shame... I even lost half an arm feeding nothing.

( he sighs, sadly, not his arm, but izumi's arm... this is just SO SAD! chiaki would beat komaeda's ass for this. )

I did grab a few things, can I pawn them off?

[ Oh how quickly they glance at Komaeda's arms ]

No. I don't buy junk, I only sell them.

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( proceeds to peel npc-kun off of him. )

Edited (its peel... peel like banana) 2021-09-11 23:06 (UTC)

[ No! stop! he can't! npc-kun is full of youthful vigor, they won't be pried off so easily ]

( THEY HUMILIATIED HOPE!! RIGHT IN KOMAEDA'S FACE!!! HIS EX MADE HIM THIS!! )

You can feed yourself...

( they don't need komaeda or his arms! )

[ WHY HIS EX GO BACK TO HINATAAA ]

No, I can't! If you don't feed me I'm going to starve!

[ grrrr ]

( HE CAN HAVE EXES? LEAVE HIM ALONE!! )

You won't starve... ( this arm... is all he has!! of the past that's gone now!! sighs!!! )

Only if you take the stuff that I pawn... I'll feed you.

I will too starve!

[ What is the junk, they know Komaeda has money, he has no reason to pawn things.

... ]

Give it to me for free, and I'll let you feed me.

I'm sorry, I'm unable... these are items used for the case of whoever died.

( see, so that's why he wants to pawn them. )

Adams-san has everything else, however, but she won't pawn the rocks and rags, they're useless.

You're pawning off evidence?

[ Don't do that until you solve the murder??

... ]

I'll take your stuff, if you can get her to give me the rocks.

...Yes, because I believe in their hope.

( besides, they're going to come to npc-kun anyway, so if all the stuff is with them... it would make the game too easy, that's true. )

I want to see how far they'd go to figure out the culprit, and learn who the victim is... It makes me tingly inside knowing that another murder has happened...

( he bites down on his tongue, looking off to the side... ugh he must look bad, he's trying to calm down!! ) The rocks are also evidence...

[ oh if it'll bring investigators into their shop maybe they will take the evidence

npc-kun is quiet, though, listening to Komaeda talk about murder so flippantly. It's a neutral expression, one desperately trying not to give anything away. ]

Okay. I'll take them. You don't have a debt to pay off, though, and I can't give you real money. You can trade them for a rock, if you want, or you can pay off somebody else's debt.

...Who has debts here?

( danganronpa investigation music.

but he smiles, kneeling down if npc-kun isn't holding onto him, and if they are, then they're on the floor. )

[ how I scrolled up to make sure this wasn't one of the two August purgatory threads and npc-kun has actually met other people ]

Um, hmm... I wanted Helena to be in debt, because I thought I could get her something really good! But she said no.

[ Like a reasonable person, she declined pawning all her valuables. Sighs... Here they are on the floor, still holding on. ]

( okay me, those threads is literally a hostage situation. )

...Hm, she wouldn't forgive me if I did something like that.

( but that doesn't open up any possibilities of who the murderer is. )

Do you have a sales book?

No. I keep track of everything in here [ taps temples ] and besides, I don't take refunds.

[ A sales book only tells other people how much they can demand from npc-kun if they aren't satisfied with their wares, and that's no good. ]

Sighs... then I have to hold onto the evidence.

( these glasses, this watch... useless!!! )

An unfair trade would do no good with how important they are...

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