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[contrarily]

Aww.

( she pouts, withdrawing her hand. )

Well, obviously it'd be better if it was me. ( and she strikes a pose, smiling up at him. ) Buuuut... it'd be way easier for me to strongarm 12 boys into doing a calendar than girls, 'cause boys suck and can't say no to me.

( and also she doesn't want to disrespect girls... whereas dudes are like, whatever. )

[adsum]

Can you name 12 boys who would be calendar material?

[ All girls are cute, but boys? eh ]

[contrarily]

Umm, let's see... Senpai, Izumi-senpai, Hajun... Ran-tan... Imp-kyun... maybe Noemoah... ? Oh, maybe Sai-kyun...

( and then the realization hits her... )

Oh my God... THERE'S NOT ENOUGH HOT DUDES AROUND TO FILL OUT A CALENDAR!!!!!!

( screamed out, of course, very dramatically. she falls to her knees. it's over. )

[adsum]

[ He has no idea who half these people are but she was able to name more than half a dozen and that's impressive. With himself discounted, they'd be able to double up and fill the months. ]

Haha... Hot guys are out there. You should ask your friend, Chiaki. An artist has an eye for beautiful people, after all.

[contrarily]

( with himself counted in because she's ready to grovel for cooperation? listen. )

Oh, I already know what Chiakkin would say. "Just fill the remaining pages with Izumi!!" is the line. ( ... ) Which, don't get me wrong, Izumi-senpai's plenty attractive, just not my type! We need variety!!

( we need... an athlete with sexy murderscars. looks at him. )

I guess... we could do a 6/6 split with boys and girls... ( rubs chin... )

[adsum]

[ looks back at her ]

How are you going to narrow it down to six girls, though?

[ That's even tougher than finding 12 boys ]

[contrarily]

( ...

............... )

Hey, you wanna get smacked around?

( he should be saying the only girl cute enough for the calendar is HER!!! )

[adsum]

No??

[ HOW IS THAT FAIR six hot dudes and one cute girl, what happened to variety ]

[contrarily]

Well, you will if you don't beg forgiveness!

( ??? that's variety? six dudes so everyone will find something for themselves and rika, because she's universally cute and you can't do better? duh? )

[adsum]

Hm.

[ He reaches forward to confiscate her hands. Can't smack him around if she doesn't have hands. ]

[contrarily]

...

( he thinks he's slick? she'll just kick him in the ankle. BEG!! )

[adsum]

[ Stop stop stop-- he needs those ankles for murder! He considers for a moment picking her up from behind like how he had lugged her here, but maybe he was lucky she didn't think to kick at him back then. Safer is— what he does now— scooping her up in a princess carry so he can start walking down the stairs. You kick him and we both die. ]

[contrarily]

( WHY DOES HE NEED HIS ANKLES TO MURDER!!

waaaah, she thrashes about when he picks her up, like the unruly cat that she is, at least until he switches it up and properly princess-carries her down the stairs. she calms down only then, eyes narrowing and nose scrunching up, but she's no longer trying to Physically Assault him, at least. )

Let go! I need to practice posing for the calendar! I'm gonna show everyone everything, since Senpai doesn't treasure me at all!!!!!

[adsum]

[ ?? ankles are a murderer's greatest assets

Rokkun breathes a laugh, leaning over her face and if he trips and falls because he's not watching where he's going, it's not his fault. ]

We're practicing right now. I was thinking something like this...?

[contrarily]

( ?? well now that i think about i guess... since rokkun plays soccer... he can kick people to death... he's got the leg strength...

she huffs, looking up at his face, so close now she could easily lean up and steal a smooch — )

... you won't even do the photoshoot for me, so what are you practicing for? Dummy.

( POUTS )

[adsum]

[ So close he could easily lean down and steal a smooch but then they will die, what a way to go ]

Hm... Like an understudy? In case all your other hot guys can't make it on photoshoot day.

[ Want him to be in the calendar? All she's go to do is get rid of the others. ]

[contrarily]

( better than whatever this school has in store for them tbf?? )

... hmm... and if they make it, you'll run from me? That's mean as hell, Senpai.

( ???? listen if he doesn't like competition he should just say so and she'll give him his own private photoshoot!! )

[adsum]

[ He's not bringing in the money when Izumi's there and Chiaki is supposedly loaded. ]

I mean... I could guarantee they don't make it...

[contrarily]

( listen... izumi is gonna get a page, and rokkun is gonna get a page, it's fair? the fact that chiaki will tear out every page that isn't izumi doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things...

... anyway, it's her turn to swat at his face like he's being a particularly mischievous cat. )

Bad! ( sit!! ) I need them for the fundraiser so we can renovate the dorms and Senpai can finally... ( blushes... maiden-like... ) ... have... ( covers her face... ) ... me... !

[adsum]

[ asfljkh all the effort everybody's putting into the calendar and in the end it's just a stack of Izumi pages bc Chiaki's going to burn the rest of them, she doesn't even keep the calendar parts. ]

Hey!

[ Swatting at somebody walking down the stairs? Rika's the crime cat here ]

That's the end goal, huh? Guess I'll have to let them live. For now.

[contrarily]

( insane and rika's having a tougher and tougher time respecting it BUT you know what... as long as the dorm's funded... )

Even if the calendar idea doesn't go through, there's still a few more I can use them for! Someone's gotta do the legwork, and it's not gonna be me.

( he's gonna get swatted again, just for that. )

Rocchi!! ( crazy. deranged. ) Don't make me borrow Koma-kyun's leash.

[adsum]

[ bwah--

Maybe he's joking, we don't know. ]

The leash won't- [ ... ] Never mind. What other ideas did you have? Cupcakes?

[contrarily]

( joking... sure... )

It'd look cute on Senpai, I think. ( even if it didn't do anything?

anyway: )

... cupcakes are still only your idea, Rocchi. So innocent. ( there, she'll even pinch his cheek. so cute!! ) But no! I want something scandalous that'll bring in the money! Like a host club! Or a maid cafe!! Maybe a mix of the two, so we can put everyone to work!

[adsum]

[ never mind the leash, Rika needs handcuffs ]

Cupcakes bring in money...

[ Cheap to make in batches and you can sell them for like $5 each ]

Either way, you'd better have dome good friends willing to do the legwork making that sort of stuff happen. All this for an old dorm when we could build a blanket fort in a classroom.

[contrarily]

( hold her arms down yourself coward )

But it's boooooooooooooooring!! I want something that'll make my heart skip a beat! ( she huffs, stubbornly.

what is there to cupcakes... nothing. profit margin, maybe, but that's not nearly dramatic or exciting enough to make her interested. that kind of a practical idea should be taken to someone who cares about practicality in the first place. )

Don't worry, we're all pretty desperate. I mean... that's not a long term solution for our current living condition, but the dorms are.