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Hey, you wanna get smacked around?

( he should be saying the only girl cute enough for the calendar is HER!!! )

No??

[ HOW IS THAT FAIR six hot dudes and one cute girl, what happened to variety ]

Well, you will if you don't beg forgiveness!

( ??? that's variety? six dudes so everyone will find something for themselves and rika, because she's universally cute and you can't do better? duh? )

Hm.

[ He reaches forward to confiscate her hands. Can't smack him around if she doesn't have hands. ]

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( he thinks he's slick? she'll just kick him in the ankle. BEG!! )

[ Stop stop stop-- he needs those ankles for murder! He considers for a moment picking her up from behind like how he had lugged her here, but maybe he was lucky she didn't think to kick at him back then. Safer is— what he does now— scooping her up in a princess carry so he can start walking down the stairs. You kick him and we both die. ]

( WHY DOES HE NEED HIS ANKLES TO MURDER!!

waaaah, she thrashes about when he picks her up, like the unruly cat that she is, at least until he switches it up and properly princess-carries her down the stairs. she calms down only then, eyes narrowing and nose scrunching up, but she's no longer trying to Physically Assault him, at least. )

Let go! I need to practice posing for the calendar! I'm gonna show everyone everything, since Senpai doesn't treasure me at all!!!!!

[ ?? ankles are a murderer's greatest assets

Rokkun breathes a laugh, leaning over her face and if he trips and falls because he's not watching where he's going, it's not his fault. ]

We're practicing right now. I was thinking something like this...?

( ?? well now that i think about i guess... since rokkun plays soccer... he can kick people to death... he's got the leg strength...

she huffs, looking up at his face, so close now she could easily lean up and steal a smooch — )

... you won't even do the photoshoot for me, so what are you practicing for? Dummy.

( POUTS )

[ So close he could easily lean down and steal a smooch but then they will die, what a way to go ]

Hm... Like an understudy? In case all your other hot guys can't make it on photoshoot day.

[ Want him to be in the calendar? All she's go to do is get rid of the others. ]

( better than whatever this school has in store for them tbf?? )

... hmm... and if they make it, you'll run from me? That's mean as hell, Senpai.

( ???? listen if he doesn't like competition he should just say so and she'll give him his own private photoshoot!! )

[ He's not bringing in the money when Izumi's there and Chiaki is supposedly loaded. ]

I mean... I could guarantee they don't make it...

( listen... izumi is gonna get a page, and rokkun is gonna get a page, it's fair? the fact that chiaki will tear out every page that isn't izumi doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things...

... anyway, it's her turn to swat at his face like he's being a particularly mischievous cat. )

Bad! ( sit!! ) I need them for the fundraiser so we can renovate the dorms and Senpai can finally... ( blushes... maiden-like... ) ... have... ( covers her face... ) ... me... !

[ asfljkh all the effort everybody's putting into the calendar and in the end it's just a stack of Izumi pages bc Chiaki's going to burn the rest of them, she doesn't even keep the calendar parts. ]

Hey!

[ Swatting at somebody walking down the stairs? Rika's the crime cat here ]

That's the end goal, huh? Guess I'll have to let them live. For now.

( insane and rika's having a tougher and tougher time respecting it BUT you know what... as long as the dorm's funded... )

Even if the calendar idea doesn't go through, there's still a few more I can use them for! Someone's gotta do the legwork, and it's not gonna be me.

( he's gonna get swatted again, just for that. )

Rocchi!! ( crazy. deranged. ) Don't make me borrow Koma-kyun's leash.

[ bwah--

Maybe he's joking, we don't know. ]

The leash won't- [ ... ] Never mind. What other ideas did you have? Cupcakes?

( joking... sure... )

It'd look cute on Senpai, I think. ( even if it didn't do anything?

anyway: )

... cupcakes are still only your idea, Rocchi. So innocent. ( there, she'll even pinch his cheek. so cute!! ) But no! I want something scandalous that'll bring in the money! Like a host club! Or a maid cafe!! Maybe a mix of the two, so we can put everyone to work!

[ never mind the leash, Rika needs handcuffs ]

Cupcakes bring in money...

[ Cheap to make in batches and you can sell them for like $5 each ]

Either way, you'd better have dome good friends willing to do the legwork making that sort of stuff happen. All this for an old dorm when we could build a blanket fort in a classroom.

( hold her arms down yourself coward )

But it's boooooooooooooooring!! I want something that'll make my heart skip a beat! ( she huffs, stubbornly.

what is there to cupcakes... nothing. profit margin, maybe, but that's not nearly dramatic or exciting enough to make her interested. that kind of a practical idea should be taken to someone who cares about practicality in the first place. )

Don't worry, we're all pretty desperate. I mean... that's not a long term solution for our current living condition, but the dorms are.

[ His idea was a good idea... They could do another gladiator death match? Sure to get hearts skipping.

Anyways, he looks like he's about to say something about the dorms, but he's not going to say something about the dorms. They're fine. ]

Good luck.

[ Really not his problem ]

( and he'd take part? absolutely not. )

Hmm... ? Rocchi, you don't seem very excited about the idea. ( she narrows her eyes up at him, pouting.

at least praise her for creativity... or say you want to see her in meido... dummy. )

[ maybe, but that would involve everybody else seeing her in meido and somehow, he can't feel too happy about that. ]

It's not that. It sounds...

[ fun? Exciting? Not things he's about. It sounds like being surrounded by people and being stared at by people and that's also not what he's about ]

Troublesome.

[ he dips his head and places a kiss on her forehead ]

I'm going to need a little more before I decide you're worth the trouble.

( it's not like it's not a valid feeling — it's not as if she's not full of hesitation and uncertainty, too, but...

listen. it's not something you tell a feral girl that has an easy access to kicking you in the shoulder, which she promptly does, lips curving into a frown. )

Rocchi... you're a jerk! Put me down!! ( and she begins thrashing around like a rabies-infested cat. YES she will scratch his face too if needed be? )

[ Opens up his arms and drops her down the stairs

It's okay, cats land on their feet. Also bc Chiaki needs her alive for lunch date, there's only one or two steps to the bottom floor, she'll be fine ]

( how u gonna make me retcon the cake thread bc she's gonna be too pissed at him to do it?!?!?!?

well, she sure does fall from his arms. flexibility aside, that was kind of unexpected, so her ass takes the brunt of the fall, sending a wave of unpleasant pain up her tailbone.

ow...

... without even thinking about it, she turns and grabs at his leg, pulling him down to see if she can make him fall. bitch? )

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