A fake friendship? Are you for real, Sakasaki? Springing that excuse on people would be the opposite of an alibi— it would be suspicious, considering I make a point not to showcase any friendships, fake or otherwise.

[ Look at her!!! If a murder happens and she says "oh, yeah, I couldn't have done it because I was hanging out with my best pal, Sakasaki" would anybody not be immediately suspicious?? ]