[ And as promised: Hajun jumps a little and screams. It's more like a gasp, high-pitched. ]

Ah -- shhhh... [ Casually avoids cursing in front of child. Instead, he brings a hand up to the back of his neck and cants his head slightly, more or less confused that she seems surprised. Even though, yes, it was all just a lie. ]

... Yes? [ A brief pause. ] I can't say that you're my girlfriend, due to only being yours for a day, and it would only bring more complications. My mother would want to meet you, evaluate you, and you'd have to stay for dinner no doubt.

[ Maybe if he talks about a bunch of shit she'll just. Never Know. ]