( i'm sniffling, the jars just drop out the bag as komaeda carries them, and akira can stand behind and grab them as he goes. see, this is (you voice) teamwork! and stop, that was his luck at work! leave him alone! when bad things happen, good stuff procs... this is the circle of life! )

What are you trying to get rid of? ( don't tell me the prankster pikmin are living their last breath today... what the fuck... i'm crying. )

Rokkun? I never thought of using sage, I thought just lighting someone afire would do the trick, you know?

( i promise you... just one insane thought... just... one. )