But, that's exactly why I'm here! Since that will never ever happen, we'd never ever say hello otherwise. And isn't that just awful, to never say hi to a person whose door you walk past all the time?

So, hi. [literally the most annoyed greeting ever uttered] You already know who I am. So, you should also know that I'm not gonna "snap." Ever.

[also she physically did the sarcasm quotes there.]