[ He laughs a little, shaking his head, both of which makes his nose bleed a little more and he has to stop that. ]

I have a nosebleed, not broken legs. I'll just wash off in the bathroom and find some ice up in home ec. If you want to help me out, can you grab the ball so I don't lose it?

[ It's also a little bloody, but miraculously landed and bounced and rolled to a stop at the wall without the drops of blood ever touching the ground, somehow. ]