[ chiaki using the english version of dr where everyone referred to each other by their first names... it's so offputting. but yeah wtf does that mean komaeda and rokku~n are closer than they all thought? star-crossed childhood friends?? damn-- ​]

Hah?! First of all, that's disgusting. Second, if you guys think I'd be willing to donate blood on the fly and permanently scarring my beautiful skin good, you've got another thing coming. Like, hello? Even if you guys end up being vampire chuuni this entire time too, I won't offer a single dollop.

[ he already finds ritsu's vampire schtick back home super weird, now he has to deal with this? yall??? ]